Mr Al-Khapoun's Christmas Quiz, 2006: Clues.

1. STREETS FULL OF WATER PLEASE ADVISE.

2. ...it's not been the same since DNA fingerprinting...

3. More interested in drink than food, though.

4. A legendary sleeper, also.

5. Died in Italy.

6. An Épiscopale, perhaps. With cheese.

7. The author's real name was found to be impronounceable.

8. Avoid, like, the plague.

9. It's not all in this language.

10. The apparatus of rage was indeed mobilized.

11. Like an angel.